1 00:00:02,547 --> 00:00:04,580 [Breathing Heavily] 2 00:00:04,693 --> 00:00:07,794 WOMAN: Give me her name! I've asked you for hours on end. 3 00:00:07,815 --> 00:00:08,881 Give me a name! 4 00:00:08,917 --> 00:00:10,116 Anything. And I... 5 00:00:10,118 --> 00:00:11,898 All right [Sighs] Mr. Parker. 6 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:14,000 You can cut the bullshit babe-in-the-woods routine. 7 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:16,443 - We know you know everything. - What are you talking about? 8 00:00:16,443 --> 00:00:18,898 He's known all along about the fraudulent green-card marriages 9 00:00:18,898 --> 00:00:19,745 and the fake I.D.s. 10 00:00:19,780 --> 00:00:22,067 [Chuckles] No. You should have seen his face when I told him. 11 00:00:22,069 --> 00:00:24,716 It came out in the goddamn court documents over a year ago. 12 00:00:24,752 --> 00:00:26,852 Oh, you think you're so smart, don't you? 13 00:00:26,887 --> 00:00:28,787 The two of you... that you can't be broken. 14 00:00:28,823 --> 00:00:31,323 Well, we'll see about that. 15 00:00:31,359 --> 00:00:32,791 [Click] 16 00:00:35,763 --> 00:00:38,130 _ [Children Laughing] 17 00:00:40,134 --> 00:00:42,501 CHILDREN: Happy Halloween! 18 00:00:44,549 --> 00:00:46,549 _ 19 00:00:46,941 --> 00:00:49,375 [Spooky Sounds Playing] 20 00:00:54,081 --> 00:00:55,848 Is that real or fake? 21 00:00:55,883 --> 00:00:58,350 He's too fat to be fake. 22 00:00:58,386 --> 00:00:59,218 [Chainsaw Whirs] 23 00:00:59,253 --> 00:01:01,954 [Man Yells, Girls Scream] 24 00:01:01,989 --> 00:01:03,322 [Laughs] 25 00:01:03,357 --> 00:01:05,190 What the hell is your problem, pal? 26 00:01:05,226 --> 00:01:06,692 Come on. It's Halloween. 27 00:01:06,727 --> 00:01:08,317 It's supposed to be scary, okay? 28 00:01:08,333 --> 00:01:09,533 Get some candy. 29 00:01:09,568 --> 00:01:11,301 You can trust me. I'm gonna be a dad soon. 30 00:01:11,336 --> 00:01:13,051 You're gonna be a terrible father. 31 00:01:13,689 --> 00:01:14,270 Dick. 32 00:01:14,933 --> 00:01:16,176 I... 33 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:17,174 It's Halloween. 34 00:01:18,043 --> 00:01:20,677 [Imitating Chainsaw] 35 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:21,813 The doctor's here! 36 00:01:21,829 --> 00:01:22,539 [Chuckles] 37 00:01:22,539 --> 00:01:24,097 - That's lame. - What? No. 38 00:01:24,097 --> 00:01:25,968 It's a lot scarier with it plugged in, but... 39 00:01:25,969 --> 00:01:27,836 Well, congratulations for handing out 40 00:01:27,871 --> 00:01:29,437 exactly zero pieces of candy. 41 00:01:29,473 --> 00:01:31,406 Well, at least you're not letting it go to waste. 42 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:33,775 Oh, come on. It was a joke. 43 00:01:33,810 --> 00:01:37,011 Relax... ing with candy is what you should be doing 44 00:01:37,047 --> 00:01:38,146 on my favorite holiday. 45 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,848 Except you're an actual adult now, 46 00:01:39,883 --> 00:01:40,949 with actual responsibilities, 47 00:01:40,984 --> 00:01:42,717 so... hey, I know... don't go out. 48 00:01:42,752 --> 00:01:43,598 I'm going for one drink. 49 00:01:43,599 --> 00:01:44,866 Honey, it's never just one drink. 50 00:01:44,901 --> 00:01:46,334 It's one drink! I promise! 51 00:01:46,369 --> 00:01:50,141 I just want my babies to meet a sober, vibrant man 52 00:01:50,158 --> 00:01:51,708 when they meet their dad for the first time. 53 00:01:51,709 --> 00:01:53,315 You're four weeks out. They're still cooking. 54 00:01:53,338 --> 00:01:56,418 Besides, the Double D's aren't coming early, okay? 55 00:01:56,431 --> 00:01:58,030 - Twins never do. - "Double D's." Ugh. 56 00:01:58,066 --> 00:02:00,081 - What? No, come on. It's cute. - It's gross. 57 00:02:00,082 --> 00:02:01,747 Delilah? That's great. 58 00:02:01,782 --> 00:02:02,814 Yes, but I am n... 59 00:02:02,849 --> 00:02:03,882 And... No, I am not... 60 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:05,950 Don Cherry Parker. 61 00:02:05,986 --> 00:02:06,985 [Imitates Chainsaw] 62 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:08,286 Oooh. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 63 00:02:08,321 --> 00:02:10,155 Oh, shoot. Oh, baby, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 64 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:11,823 No, no. It's okay, it's okay. 65 00:02:11,858 --> 00:02:13,124 It's not you. They're just kicking. 66 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:14,125 They're being dicks. 67 00:02:14,161 --> 00:02:16,461 Oh. Just like their dad. 68 00:02:16,496 --> 00:02:17,328 Their big ol' dad. 69 00:02:17,364 --> 00:02:18,797 No. Dicky, dicky dad. 70 00:02:18,832 --> 00:02:21,599 It's too hot. It's too hot for kisses. Go. 71 00:02:21,635 --> 00:02:25,336 Wait, is that, like, "go" go, or..."don't go" go? 72 00:02:25,372 --> 00:02:27,138 Yeah! Go! Go! 73 00:02:27,174 --> 00:02:30,141 Go have drinks at a bar and play the bowling. 74 00:02:30,177 --> 00:02:32,110 What, you want me to just [Silly Voice] stay home? 75 00:02:32,145 --> 00:02:33,978 [Laughs] Rub your fat feet? 76 00:02:34,014 --> 00:02:36,014 - That sounds great. - [Normal Voice] Fine. 77 00:02:36,049 --> 00:02:38,550 I'll stay here and I'll rub your fat feet. 78 00:02:38,585 --> 00:02:39,617 Thank you, babe. 79 00:02:40,687 --> 00:02:42,220 Now I know where all the candy goes. 80 00:02:42,255 --> 00:02:43,855 But seriously, it's like they cut your feet off 81 00:02:43,890 --> 00:02:45,290 and put Shrek's feet on. 82 00:02:45,325 --> 00:02:46,724 You know when you roll up a tube of toothpaste 83 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,226 and you squish it all down at the bottom? 84 00:02:48,261 --> 00:02:52,297 Your feet... look... 85 00:02:52,332 --> 00:02:53,465 Babe? 86 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:56,701 No! You did not just fall asl... 87 00:02:59,539 --> 00:03:01,973 88 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:14,118 [Laughs Evilly] 89 00:03:14,154 --> 00:03:18,122 [Imitates Chainsaw] 90 00:03:22,829 --> 00:03:24,796 - Boo! - Oh, Jesus Christ! 91 00:03:24,831 --> 00:03:26,556 Why would you do that?! 92 00:03:26,556 --> 00:03:29,123 Scared the shit out of me! 93 00:03:29,159 --> 00:03:31,626 Somewhere behind the skyline 94 00:03:31,661 --> 00:03:34,462 There is a place I'm thinkin' 95 00:03:34,497 --> 00:03:37,865 [Distorted Music Plays] 96 00:03:41,037 --> 00:03:43,371 [Spooky Rock Music Playing] 97 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,009 I think this might be illegal. 98 00:03:48,044 --> 00:03:49,177 How is it illegal? 99 00:03:49,212 --> 00:03:50,912 It's 12 shots, man. 100 00:03:50,947 --> 00:03:52,313 It's one drink. 101 00:03:52,348 --> 00:03:55,349 Come on, come on, come on, come on 102 00:03:55,385 --> 00:03:56,951 Come on, come back 103 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:57,885 Whoo! 104 00:03:57,921 --> 00:04:00,154 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 105 00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:01,989 Mule ears! [Braying] 106 00:04:02,025 --> 00:04:04,258 Okay, okay. Calm down. 107 00:04:04,294 --> 00:04:06,694 Hey, the First Amendment doesn't have a volume knob, 108 00:04:06,729 --> 00:04:07,795 George Washington. 109 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,297 I'm not George Washington. 110 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,132 Who are you... Rumpelstiltskin? 111 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,800 Sexy Muslim Santa Claus? 112 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,969 I'm Albus Dumbledore. [Chuckles] 113 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:16,003 Who are you... Betty Boop? 114 00:04:16,039 --> 00:04:17,305 I'm Margaret Sanger. 115 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,539 I-I don't know who that is. 116 00:04:18,575 --> 00:04:20,274 Founding mother of birth control? 117 00:04:20,324 --> 00:04:22,411 Oh. Right. Oh, oh, that. 118 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:23,794 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, I know. 119 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:25,376 You know, it's funny, I'm, uh... I'm planning 120 00:04:25,378 --> 00:04:26,848 a parenthood right now. 121 00:04:26,883 --> 00:04:28,382 - Mm. - Yeah. 122 00:04:28,418 --> 00:04:32,019 Except I'm gonna go through with it, unlike what you guys do. 123 00:04:32,055 --> 00:04:34,956 You're kind of cute, but a bit of a dipshit. 124 00:04:34,991 --> 00:04:38,092 [Giggles] "Dipshit." That's hilarious. 125 00:04:38,127 --> 00:04:39,694 It suits you so well. 126 00:04:39,729 --> 00:04:40,728 Yeah. [Both Laugh] 127 00:04:40,771 --> 00:04:41,556 What's up, Gene? 128 00:04:41,556 --> 00:04:42,855 Hey, you like this getup, or what? 129 00:04:42,890 --> 00:04:44,523 - Who are you supposed to be? - I don't know. 130 00:04:44,559 --> 00:04:48,125 It's from some dumb-ass movie these kids all think is funny. 131 00:04:48,212 --> 00:04:49,428 Yeah, it's hilarious, right? 132 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:50,696 Who's Pedro? 133 00:04:50,731 --> 00:04:53,265 Some dumb-ass Mexican. I don't know. 134 00:04:53,301 --> 00:04:54,667 Hey, girls. 135 00:04:54,702 --> 00:04:55,668 I'm a Liger. 136 00:04:55,703 --> 00:05:00,927 [Both Laugh] 137 00:05:03,611 --> 00:05:05,110 Oh, son of a bitch. 138 00:05:05,146 --> 00:05:06,412 Nate? 139 00:05:06,447 --> 00:05:08,614 I think I peed myself again. 140 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:10,433 [Sniffs] Oh, that's not pee. 141 00:05:10,468 --> 00:05:11,251 [Sniffs] That's not pee. 142 00:05:11,281 --> 00:05:13,300 Nate? Nate! That's not pee! 143 00:05:13,302 --> 00:05:14,252 Nate! 144 00:05:14,287 --> 00:05:15,353 Naaaaate! 145 00:05:15,388 --> 00:05:17,088 - Should we do some shots? - Yes! 146 00:05:17,123 --> 00:05:20,358 I think I'm, uh, ready to call it a night, so... 147 00:05:20,393 --> 00:05:22,427 I got a baby on the way... two of them. 148 00:05:22,462 --> 00:05:24,963 Your wife doesn't mind that you're hanging out with hotties? 149 00:05:24,998 --> 00:05:26,464 Oh, he's not married. 150 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,581 You got to get out while the gettin's good, Natey. 151 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:29,636 Nah, she trusts me. 152 00:05:29,653 --> 00:05:30,568 Plus, why would I screw around 153 00:05:30,604 --> 00:05:32,003 on someone who looks like that, huh? 154 00:05:32,038 --> 00:05:34,472 That's not your wife. That is a model. 155 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,241 It's not. She's... She's with me. 156 00:05:36,310 --> 00:05:38,076 So you're rich? Famous? 157 00:05:38,078 --> 00:05:39,878 - You ride a motorcycle? - Did she used to be fat 158 00:05:39,946 --> 00:05:41,579 and doesn't realize that she can do better now? 159 00:05:41,581 --> 00:05:41,998 What? 160 00:05:42,030 --> 00:05:43,652 Is she, like, missing a leg or something? 161 00:05:43,661 --> 00:05:45,457 - No! - She's probably deaf. 162 00:05:45,485 --> 00:05:47,623 No. Just a lucky son of a bitch. 163 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:49,187 I mean, he's a lab monkey one day, 164 00:05:49,222 --> 00:05:52,490 and the next day, he is an executive. 165 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:53,157 What?! 166 00:05:53,193 --> 00:05:54,069 I don't buy it. 167 00:05:54,069 --> 00:05:56,327 Show me a picture of you and her in the same photo. 168 00:05:56,363 --> 00:05:57,695 We've only been together nine months, 169 00:05:57,746 --> 00:05:59,711 so I don't have a lot of those, but... 170 00:05:59,751 --> 00:06:01,533 [Cellphone Beeps] Um... my phone just died. 171 00:06:01,568 --> 00:06:03,134 So, there you go. Off the hook. 172 00:06:03,169 --> 00:06:05,570 [Both Giggle] 173 00:06:05,605 --> 00:06:10,375 You must be really good at... something. 174 00:06:10,410 --> 00:06:12,806 Ew! Rachel! I thought you were with Billy. 175 00:06:12,838 --> 00:06:13,889 You want to slum with this? 176 00:06:13,922 --> 00:06:15,855 - Wouldn't call it "slumming." Okay? - No! 177 00:06:15,857 --> 00:06:17,490 And on that note, I think I should go. 178 00:06:17,526 --> 00:06:19,425 Gene: What is wrong with you? 179 00:06:19,461 --> 00:06:21,628 [Chuckling] You are such a... 180 00:06:21,663 --> 00:06:22,734 [Laughs] 181 00:06:22,735 --> 00:06:23,622 Oh! 182 00:06:23,622 --> 00:06:25,105 What did they call you? 183 00:06:25,105 --> 00:06:26,666 - Dipshit. - Dipshit. 184 00:06:26,701 --> 00:06:27,867 [Laughing] It's so true. 185 00:06:27,903 --> 00:06:30,570 All right, drink up! It's Halloween! 186 00:06:30,605 --> 00:06:32,272 It's my favorite holiday. 187 00:06:32,307 --> 00:06:33,673 - Mine too. - Mm! 188 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:35,608 - I mean, it's one drink, right? - Mm-hmm. 189 00:06:35,644 --> 00:06:37,343 All right. Here we go. 190 00:06:37,379 --> 00:06:38,344 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo. 191 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:39,946 [Girls Giggle] 192 00:06:39,981 --> 00:06:41,748 [Hums] 193 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:51,057 I get knocked down, but I get up again 194 00:06:51,092 --> 00:06:52,892 You're never gonna keep me down 195 00:06:52,928 --> 00:06:55,695 I get knocked down, but I get up again 196 00:06:55,730 --> 00:06:57,564 You're never gonna keep me down 197 00:06:57,599 --> 00:06:59,499 I get knocked down, but I get up again 198 00:06:59,534 --> 00:07:01,334 Um, sorry to stop the party, y'all, 199 00:07:01,369 --> 00:07:04,938 but I got an important message for a Nate, from his girlfriend. 200 00:07:04,973 --> 00:07:06,139 Is one of you guys Nate? 201 00:07:06,174 --> 00:07:08,141 I'm Nate! Hey, he said my name! 202 00:07:08,176 --> 00:07:09,509 [Crowd Yelling] 203 00:07:09,544 --> 00:07:11,477 Buddy, there's more than one Nate here, okay? 204 00:07:11,513 --> 00:07:12,779 - Oh, hey, are you Nate? - Yeah. 205 00:07:12,821 --> 00:07:15,940 Hey, this guy's Nate, too! Two Nates! 206 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:16,479 Yeah. Yeah. 207 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,429 We are the Nates of the Round Table! 208 00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:20,836 Buddy, get off of me! 209 00:07:20,837 --> 00:07:22,704 Hey! Not cool, Nate. 210 00:07:22,739 --> 00:07:24,205 Sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me. 211 00:07:24,241 --> 00:07:26,238 Hey. Hey, what... what was the message? 212 00:07:26,277 --> 00:07:27,242 Sorry, man, No requests. 213 00:07:27,277 --> 00:07:29,844 No, s-s... the message for Nate, what was it? 214 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,546 F-From his girlfriend! 215 00:07:32,382 --> 00:07:33,681 [Record Scratches, Music Stops] 216 00:07:33,717 --> 00:07:35,550 Baby! She's having a baby! 217 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:37,752 [Crowd Cheers] 218 00:07:37,787 --> 00:07:39,120 Oh, shit. 219 00:07:39,155 --> 00:07:41,756 Oh, shit. I didn't even know she was pregnant. 220 00:07:41,791 --> 00:07:43,691 Just... Come on. 221 00:07:47,035 --> 00:07:49,520 WOMAN: Thank you for calling the automated voice-mail system. 222 00:07:50,007 --> 00:07:53,474 You have 19 new messages. [Beep] 223 00:07:53,552 --> 00:07:55,809 Robin: Nate, I think my water broke. Where are you? 224 00:07:55,810 --> 00:07:56,813 Seriously?! 225 00:07:56,814 --> 00:07:58,647 Nate, where are you?! 226 00:07:58,682 --> 00:08:00,978 [Beep] [Crying] I don't know what to do! 227 00:08:00,979 --> 00:08:03,852 Nate, I need you here! I don't know what to do! 228 00:08:03,888 --> 00:08:05,921 [Beep] [Screaming] Are you kidding me?! 229 00:08:05,956 --> 00:08:07,915 You better be dead! 230 00:08:07,994 --> 00:08:08,989 [Beep] I'm having them. 231 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,555 I'm gonna have your children without you. 232 00:08:10,589 --> 00:08:12,774 [Beep] [Crying] I love you so much! 233 00:08:12,775 --> 00:08:14,541 I just want you... 234 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,977 [Beep] Okay, well, I'm gonna drive myself to the hospital. 235 00:08:17,012 --> 00:08:18,512 Hope to see you there. 236 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:21,748 Come on. We can do this. Okay. 237 00:08:21,784 --> 00:08:22,749 [Spooky Laughter] 238 00:08:22,785 --> 00:08:24,585 Oh, what?! 239 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,990 I'm having babies with a child. 240 00:08:27,890 --> 00:08:30,624 Oh! Oh, oh, Go... Oh! Oh, God! 241 00:08:30,659 --> 00:08:32,244 Stop doing that! 242 00:08:32,299 --> 00:08:33,127 [Spooky Laughter] 243 00:08:33,162 --> 00:08:34,852 [Breathing Heavily] 244 00:08:36,932 --> 00:08:38,298 Wow. 245 00:08:38,334 --> 00:08:40,434 I'm gonna be really good at this. 246 00:08:40,469 --> 00:08:42,002 Excuse me. Excuse me. 247 00:08:42,037 --> 00:08:43,570 Hey. Hey, man. Hey, hey. 248 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,278 I ran out of quarters. Can you call me a cab, please? 249 00:08:45,341 --> 00:08:46,970 I just called one, man. It's gonna be, like, an hour. 250 00:08:47,002 --> 00:08:49,076 - What?! - Why don't you just take a bus, huh? 251 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:51,545 [Slurred] Is that a wig? 'Cause I-I got a wig. 252 00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:53,935 Hey. Hey, Gene. Gene, Gene, Gene, you got to... 253 00:08:53,982 --> 00:08:54,781 Somebody stole a wig! 254 00:08:54,847 --> 00:08:57,174 Yeah. Gene. Gene, I-I... I need your car. Robin's in labor. 255 00:08:57,199 --> 00:08:58,408 - No, it's my car. - I know it's your car. 256 00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:00,154 - Party's just started. - Yeah, I get it, but... 257 00:09:00,189 --> 00:09:01,421 Where's the old-man girl? 258 00:09:01,491 --> 00:09:03,624 She went home. She's got school tomorrow. 259 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,959 She's a child, okay? Please, I need... 260 00:09:05,995 --> 00:09:08,049 Oh. You know what she said to me? 261 00:09:08,107 --> 00:09:08,804 [Laughing] No, what'd she say? 262 00:09:08,804 --> 00:09:11,808 She said, "Where's that guy Pedro?" Right? 263 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:12,368 Yeah. 264 00:09:12,368 --> 00:09:14,677 'Cause she wants to keep the party going! 265 00:09:14,712 --> 00:09:16,479 - Why didn't you say so before? - I know! 266 00:09:16,506 --> 00:09:18,197 - Yeah, let's go! - I need your keys, though, okay? 267 00:09:18,216 --> 00:09:19,185 - Let's go! - Okay, let's go. 268 00:09:19,185 --> 00:09:21,959 Hi. It's me. Sorry. I didn't know who else to call. 269 00:09:22,027 --> 00:09:23,160 Um... 270 00:09:23,194 --> 00:09:24,860 I need your help. 271 00:09:24,896 --> 00:09:27,496 I should not be driving. I really shouldn't. 272 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:29,665 [Chuckles] You sheep-dip. 273 00:09:29,701 --> 00:09:30,533 What? 274 00:09:30,568 --> 00:09:31,901 I mean, you deep-shift. 275 00:09:31,936 --> 00:09:33,035 What was it, again? 276 00:09:33,071 --> 00:09:34,826 I'm a dipshit. I'm a dipshit! 277 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:36,772 [Laughs] That's it. 278 00:09:36,808 --> 00:09:39,242 Hey, did you know, these seats, they recline? 279 00:09:39,277 --> 00:09:40,943 - [Leather Creaks] - [Giggles] 280 00:09:40,979 --> 00:09:43,045 [Tires Squeal] 281 00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:45,081 [Siren Wails] 282 00:09:45,116 --> 00:09:46,148 Oh, shit. 283 00:09:46,184 --> 00:09:47,516 I'm sorry! I can't stop! 284 00:09:47,552 --> 00:09:49,151 I got to see my babies! 285 00:09:49,187 --> 00:09:50,553 [Tires Screech] 286 00:09:50,588 --> 00:09:51,692 Get out of the way! 287 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:52,438 Now?! 288 00:09:52,439 --> 00:09:56,664 We are the Nates Who Say [High-Pitched] "Nate!" 289 00:09:56,845 --> 00:09:58,512 [All Squealing "Nate!"] 290 00:09:58,547 --> 00:09:59,779 Get out of the way... now! 291 00:09:59,815 --> 00:10:01,615 [Squealing Continues] 292 00:10:01,650 --> 00:10:03,717 Are you kidding me?! Get off my car! 293 00:10:03,752 --> 00:10:06,286 [Tires Squeal] 294 00:10:06,321 --> 00:10:07,654 - Aw, shit! - [Siren Wailing] 295 00:10:07,689 --> 00:10:09,122 Shit, shit, shit! 296 00:10:11,927 --> 00:10:13,727 - Gene, you awake? - Yeah. 297 00:10:13,762 --> 00:10:16,963 [Siren Continues] 298 00:10:16,999 --> 00:10:17,764 God damn it. 299 00:10:17,799 --> 00:10:19,833 [Engine Revving] 300 00:10:19,868 --> 00:10:22,068 Aaaah! What am I doing?! 301 00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:23,837 [Engine Hisses] 302 00:10:23,872 --> 00:10:27,016 [Breathing Heavily] 303 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,259 [Groaning] 304 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,493 Gene? Are you dead? 305 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:31,079 [Mutters] 306 00:10:31,794 --> 00:10:32,793 [Grunts] 307 00:10:32,795 --> 00:10:33,860 I swear on the lives 308 00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:35,962 of my hopefully-still-on-board children 309 00:10:36,518 --> 00:10:37,724 that I will never drink again. 310 00:10:37,725 --> 00:10:39,285 - [Muttering] - Well, not "never," 311 00:10:39,321 --> 00:10:41,388 but, you know, not for a long, long time. 312 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:42,756 [Siren Continues] 313 00:10:42,791 --> 00:10:43,757 Oh, shit. 314 00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:45,358 Ah, shit! 315 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:49,648 [Siren Stops] 316 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,232 [Police Radio Chatter] 317 00:10:57,039 --> 00:10:59,072 318 00:11:17,392 --> 00:11:18,725 Oh, my God. 319 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,130 I hate Halloween. 320 00:11:20,131 --> 00:11:21,661 Oh. Hey, guys. 321 00:11:21,697 --> 00:11:23,430 Guys, I-I need to get to a hospital. 322 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:24,931 Can you guys take me, please? 323 00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:26,967 That's not how ambulances work, buddy. Call a cab. 324 00:11:27,002 --> 00:11:28,668 I d... I did. They're so busy tonight. 325 00:11:28,704 --> 00:11:30,370 - It's a holiday. - It's not a holiday. 326 00:11:30,405 --> 00:11:31,871 Look, it's Halloween, okay? 327 00:11:31,907 --> 00:11:33,807 And if I could press a button on my phone to get a ride 328 00:11:33,842 --> 00:11:35,742 from a random stranger nearby, I'd do that. 329 00:11:35,777 --> 00:11:38,011 But that technology doesn't exist, does it? 330 00:11:38,046 --> 00:11:40,308 This vehicle's for transporting sick and injured only. 331 00:11:40,309 --> 00:11:42,017 I'm sick and I'm injured! 332 00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:43,727 Pretty sure that's fake blood. 333 00:11:43,727 --> 00:11:46,617 Oh, you want real blood? I'll give you some. 334 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,449 Oh, shit, this is gonna hurt. 335 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,433 Aah! Ohh! 336 00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:51,809 - Whoa! - Are you nuts? 337 00:11:51,842 --> 00:11:54,424 Oh, yeah! I'm nuts! Now take me to the hospital. 338 00:11:54,425 --> 00:11:56,254 I'll take you to a psych ward, maybe. 339 00:11:56,254 --> 00:11:58,164 Great. Any ward will do. 340 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,589 Hear that, Double D's? I'm coming for you, babies? 341 00:12:00,590 --> 00:12:02,489 Owwww! 342 00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:04,765 Oh, my God. Shit, that hurt me so much. 343 00:12:05,574 --> 00:12:06,556 Is there any blood? 344 00:12:06,556 --> 00:12:08,308 No! Stop! 345 00:12:10,879 --> 00:12:12,679 Cut it out! Hey, stop! 346 00:12:12,714 --> 00:12:14,147 Hey, cut it out! 347 00:12:14,182 --> 00:12:15,548 Hey, come on! 348 00:12:15,584 --> 00:12:17,884 349 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,179 [P.A. Beeps] 350 00:12:23,558 --> 00:12:25,825 [Woman Talking On P.A.] 351 00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:30,598 [Chuckling] 352 00:12:33,863 --> 00:12:35,396 I made it. 353 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,865 What the hell is this? 354 00:12:40,859 --> 00:12:42,092 355 00:12:42,644 --> 00:12:44,110 Ohh. 356 00:12:47,242 --> 00:12:48,308 [Groaning] 357 00:12:48,349 --> 00:12:49,829 Ohh. Ohh! 358 00:12:49,831 --> 00:12:51,942 [Stifled Yelling] 359 00:12:52,215 --> 00:12:53,089 Hello, Robin. 360 00:12:53,091 --> 00:12:56,126 [Whimpering] 361 00:12:56,161 --> 00:12:57,694 [Sighs] 362 00:12:57,729 --> 00:12:58,728 Okay. 363 00:12:58,764 --> 00:13:01,197 8 centimeters dilated, 60% effaced. 364 00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:03,099 Oh, wow! Look at you. 365 00:13:03,135 --> 00:13:04,968 What do you say? You want to get these little guys out of here? 366 00:13:05,011 --> 00:13:07,204 No, no, no, no. I want to wait for their dad to get here. 367 00:13:07,298 --> 00:13:08,903 Okay, but we don't really have that much time. 368 00:13:08,905 --> 00:13:09,597 I'll just... I'll hold it. 369 00:13:09,598 --> 00:13:12,002 Okay! The father's here. 370 00:13:14,018 --> 00:13:16,074 Hello? Anyone here? 371 00:13:16,075 --> 00:13:17,184 Hey, Doc! 372 00:13:17,185 --> 00:13:19,088 Why do my eyes do this? 373 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:21,524 I don't know. 374 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:22,792 You don't? 375 00:13:24,229 --> 00:13:25,428 That's locked, right? 376 00:13:25,463 --> 00:13:26,562 Mm... 377 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,464 [Singsong Voice] Could be. 378 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:32,268 [Chuckling] 379 00:13:32,303 --> 00:13:34,837 380 00:13:40,478 --> 00:13:41,444 [Grunts] 381 00:13:41,479 --> 00:13:43,112 [Laughs] 382 00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:47,241 Aaah-ha-ha ow! 383 00:13:47,242 --> 00:13:49,252 A-ha-ha-ha! 384 00:13:50,302 --> 00:13:51,202 [Groans] 385 00:13:51,203 --> 00:13:52,503 [Breathing Heavily] 386 00:14:00,231 --> 00:14:01,731 [Laughing] 387 00:14:01,766 --> 00:14:03,032 Where'd he go? 388 00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:05,168 He had a surgery to get to. 389 00:14:05,203 --> 00:14:06,636 I was about to discharge him. 390 00:14:06,704 --> 00:14:08,000 [Giggling] 391 00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:09,200 I don't know. 392 00:14:09,236 --> 00:14:10,568 It doesn't make any sense, 393 00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:13,505 'cause I never drive without my driving gloves. 394 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,173 Dr. Edwards: Then who was it, Gene? 395 00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,207 I don't know. 396 00:14:16,243 --> 00:14:17,976 Hey. Look at this guy. 397 00:14:18,011 --> 00:14:18,910 Oh, my gosh! 398 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,411 Officer: Who's he supposed to be? 399 00:14:20,447 --> 00:14:23,448 Oh, that's, uh... Bloody Dr. Benchman. 400 00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:24,849 Oh, right. 401 00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:26,618 Wait. Who? 402 00:14:26,653 --> 00:14:29,454 Dr. Benchman... goes around, kills people... 403 00:14:29,489 --> 00:14:30,788 with a bench. 404 00:14:30,824 --> 00:14:32,659 I don't see how two ni?os are gonna fit 405 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:34,885 out of a petetino that is so incredibly tight. 406 00:14:34,886 --> 00:14:36,861 Dude, get... get out of here! Go! 407 00:14:36,896 --> 00:14:38,629 Oh, excuse me. You don't want me here? 408 00:14:38,665 --> 00:14:39,654 Why'd you call me crying? 409 00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:41,833 Because I wanted someone to talk to on my drive over. 410 00:14:41,868 --> 00:14:42,942 I didn't ask you to come. 411 00:14:42,942 --> 00:14:44,490 I'm not gonna miss the birth of my babies. 412 00:14:44,491 --> 00:14:47,154 - What?! - Oh, please. I did the math. 413 00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:48,628 Sir, are you actually with this woman? 414 00:14:48,629 --> 00:14:49,721 - No! - You tell me. 415 00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:52,403 Can't you see the passion? The sexual ferocity? 416 00:14:52,404 --> 00:14:54,361 I've been working for 36 hours straight. 417 00:14:54,362 --> 00:14:55,426 I don't care. 418 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,028 It's time for these babies to come out. 419 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,263 They are going to stay in here 420 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,174 until their actual father arrives. 421 00:15:00,408 --> 00:15:02,608 [Panting] 422 00:15:02,644 --> 00:15:05,799 423 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,980 Damn it. 424 00:15:08,016 --> 00:15:08,981 Wha... 425 00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:10,283 Nuh-unh! 426 00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:11,317 Jesus Christ. 427 00:15:11,352 --> 00:15:12,885 [Sighs] 428 00:15:12,921 --> 00:15:13,920 Hm! 429 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,833 Well, what are you supposed to be? 430 00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:18,824 A mental patient. Be careful. 431 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:19,706 [Chuckles] 432 00:15:20,562 --> 00:15:21,928 [Footsteps] 433 00:15:22,353 --> 00:15:24,720 Oh, hey, buddy. Hey! Buddy, can I use those? 434 00:15:24,755 --> 00:15:26,055 Buddy! I need those! 435 00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:27,589 - Get off. Get off. Get off. - I'm sitting on it. 436 00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,258 Yeah, I don't care. It's mine. Come on, get off. 437 00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:30,392 No! It's a public bench! 438 00:15:30,426 --> 00:15:32,187 It's not! It's mine! I stole it! 439 00:15:32,576 --> 00:15:34,363 - Get off! - Hey! I'm tired! 440 00:15:34,398 --> 00:15:35,486 - I don't give a shit! - I'm old! 441 00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:36,662 - Get off! - No! 442 00:15:36,662 --> 00:15:39,034 - I'm going to see my kids! - So am I! 443 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:43,973 Buddy! Hey! 444 00:15:44,008 --> 00:15:45,441 Hey! Hey! 445 00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:47,042 Oh, screw you, man. It's my bike. 446 00:15:47,078 --> 00:15:48,444 I don't care about the bike. I need the bolt cutters. 447 00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:50,145 It's my bike. I just forgot the combo for the lock. 448 00:15:50,181 --> 00:15:51,380 Sure, man. Whatever you want, okay? 449 00:15:51,415 --> 00:15:53,115 I just... you cut the cuffs, we're square. 450 00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:55,613 I don't want to aid and abet a criminal. 451 00:15:55,614 --> 00:15:58,614 Cut... the Goddamn cuffs. 452 00:15:59,719 --> 00:16:00,851 Open it up. Open it up. 453 00:16:00,886 --> 00:16:03,787 There you go. Attaboy. Okay. 454 00:16:03,856 --> 00:16:06,406 - Oh, my God! Calm down. - I'm sorry! I'm nervous. 455 00:16:06,469 --> 00:16:07,617 Who cares? Snip. 456 00:16:07,665 --> 00:16:09,193 Are you, like, a legit, like, criminal or something? 457 00:16:09,228 --> 00:16:10,260 No! 458 00:16:10,296 --> 00:16:11,628 I mean, I escaped from a psych ward, 459 00:16:11,664 --> 00:16:13,063 but... don't you worry. 460 00:16:13,099 --> 00:16:14,765 Come on, cut. 461 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,366 - [Clink] - Aaah! Oh! 462 00:16:16,402 --> 00:16:18,802 [Screaming] 463 00:16:18,838 --> 00:16:21,205 Oh, Jesus Christ, man! 464 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,206 Oh, my God! 465 00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:24,575 Aah! Aah! Aah! 466 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:25,743 Is that... part of the costume? 467 00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:27,578 No, it's a Goddamn artery! 468 00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:29,246 I need to get... Aaah! 469 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,081 - Wait! That's my bike! - Yeah, next time, 470 00:16:31,117 --> 00:16:33,577 think before stealing somebody else's property! 471 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,386 [Scoffs] 472 00:16:38,357 --> 00:16:41,258 Dad, can you pick me up? Some wacko just stole my bike. 473 00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,427 Yes, I took your bolt cutters. 474 00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,395 Because I forgot the combination! 475 00:16:45,431 --> 00:16:48,332 Yeah. These kids really don't want to come on out. 476 00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:49,299 They are fighters. 477 00:16:49,335 --> 00:16:51,135 - They're like their dad. - It's true. 478 00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:53,370 - I am trained in capoeira. - Shut up. 479 00:16:53,405 --> 00:16:55,195 I'm sorry. We're just gonna have to cut them out. 480 00:16:55,196 --> 00:16:56,940 No. No. No, no! Please. 481 00:16:56,976 --> 00:16:59,543 Mm, oxygen is not getting to the boy's brain. 482 00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:01,044 Cut them out. 483 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,280 484 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,044 I'm coming, babies! I'm coming for you! 485 00:17:11,724 --> 00:17:12,723 [Laughs] 486 00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:14,024 Get some! 487 00:17:23,536 --> 00:17:26,770 NURSE: So, we've got Delilah Cherry Parker. 488 00:17:26,806 --> 00:17:28,592 She just doesn't look like me. 489 00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:32,042 But this one most definitely looks like me. 490 00:17:32,077 --> 00:17:34,244 What would you like to name the boy? 491 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,479 Oh, um... 492 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,047 I would like to name him "Jareb." 493 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:37,680 What? 494 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,483 Spelled J-A-R-E-B. 495 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,119 Named after my first love. 496 00:17:42,154 --> 00:17:44,855 I was 11... innocent but curious. 497 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:46,690 He was older... maybe 40. 498 00:17:46,725 --> 00:17:50,227 That Syrian man taught me so much about me, my body... 499 00:17:50,262 --> 00:17:53,997 I am not naming my son after the man who molested you! 500 00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:56,066 Give me something. He is my son. 501 00:17:56,101 --> 00:17:58,312 Listen to me... He is not your son. 502 00:17:59,372 --> 00:18:01,004 Sir! Excuse me! 503 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,739 Where do you think you're going? 504 00:18:02,775 --> 00:18:04,041 Excuse me, sir! 505 00:18:04,075 --> 00:18:05,708 Sir, you can't go in there! 506 00:18:05,778 --> 00:18:07,107 I'm sorry. Do you know this man? 507 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,245 I do. I do. 508 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,259 Babe! 509 00:18:10,049 --> 00:18:11,315 - Ohh! - I'm so sorry. 510 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:12,934 What happened to you? 511 00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:14,302 - [Voice Breaking] I'm sorry. - It's okay. 512 00:18:15,855 --> 00:18:16,820 [Sighs] 513 00:18:16,856 --> 00:18:18,555 I couldn't find a cab. 514 00:18:18,591 --> 00:18:21,225 - I love you so much. - I love you, too. 515 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:23,760 [Sniffling] 516 00:18:23,796 --> 00:18:24,669 Are you drunk? 517 00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:26,630 I had one drink. I swear. 518 00:18:26,665 --> 00:18:28,932 I don't care. I don't care. I'm just glad you're here. 519 00:18:28,968 --> 00:18:30,767 - Did... Did they come out? - They did. 520 00:18:30,803 --> 00:18:33,036 - What? - They did! 521 00:18:36,942 --> 00:18:39,343 [Delilah Cries] 522 00:18:42,882 --> 00:18:44,203 Delilah. 523 00:18:44,281 --> 00:18:46,244 She's so mad, just like me. 524 00:18:46,445 --> 00:18:47,992 [Delilah Fussing] 525 00:18:49,488 --> 00:18:50,695 And Jared. 526 00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,414 - I love "Jared." - You do? 527 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:54,992 - I do. - Oh, good. 528 00:18:55,027 --> 00:18:57,094 You're a lucky man, Nate. 529 00:18:58,564 --> 00:18:59,897 Thank you, Doctor. 530 00:19:04,755 --> 00:19:05,888 Oh, look at my son. 531 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,700 I have a son! 532 00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:10,235 Yeah, you have a daughter, too. 533 00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:12,738 Yeah, I know. I know. But he looks so much like me. 534 00:19:12,773 --> 00:19:13,905 That's genetics. 535 00:19:13,941 --> 00:19:14,940 Netscape that shit. 536 00:19:14,975 --> 00:19:16,508 - Excuse me. - Hm? 537 00:19:16,543 --> 00:19:20,345 What are the chances of one twin being from one man 538 00:19:20,381 --> 00:19:22,114 and the other from another? 539 00:19:22,149 --> 00:19:25,150 Well, if a woman has intercourse with two men 540 00:19:25,185 --> 00:19:28,954 within a 24-hour period, then, yeah, sure, it's possible. 541 00:19:28,989 --> 00:19:30,589 Although [As Mr. T] I pity the fool! 542 00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:32,290 [Chuckles] 543 00:19:35,396 --> 00:19:37,229 Carlos: Think about it, Nate. 544 00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:39,531 I'm a side sleeper. He's a side sleeper. 545 00:19:39,566 --> 00:19:41,867 He likes snack chips. I like snack chips. 546 00:19:41,902 --> 00:19:44,810 He reads his phone on the potty. I read my phone on the potty. 547 00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:47,684 Hey! If you ever look at my son on the potty, I will break you. 548 00:19:47,685 --> 00:19:48,588 Order! 549 00:19:50,030 --> 00:19:53,545 Look, you need official proof, Mr. Camacho. 550 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:57,082 Judge, I got a DNA test in a sealed thing here. 551 00:19:57,117 --> 00:20:00,285 The girl, as I suspected, she's not mine. 552 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,286 Sorry, nanita. 553 00:20:01,321 --> 00:20:02,387 [Bleep] off. 554 00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:06,124 But the boy, Jareb, is a different story. 555 00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:12,631 I need to take a recess to look this all over. 556 00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:15,333 Court is adjourned until Monday morning. 557 00:20:17,237 --> 00:20:19,404 I got you your own copy, mi amigo. 558 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,874 Sorry it had to come to this. 559 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:25,076 560 00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:32,000 [Laughs] 561 00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,061 It's about time. 562 00:20:43,096 --> 00:20:44,586 Am I a bastard yet or what? 563 00:20:45,632 --> 00:20:47,999 564 00:21:03,601 --> 00:21:07,190 - Synced and corrected by hawken45 - - www.addic7ed.com - 565 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:11,790 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0